Ben & Candy Carson? He has a joint twitter? I mostly gather that people have joint Facebook, Twitter accounts because they can’t trust the significant other to have their own separate accounts. It’s weird because you appear to be speaking for both parties, and a little controlling. Possible that the wife just doesn’t…

Safe word is either Oklahoma or shotgun.

She has one, but she’s yet to use it.

Really? You went all the way to X-Men, but chose Mr. Sinister and not the Dark Phoenix? Put on the fake prescription glasses that Mrs. Guns is wearing and I can’t tell them apart.

Hope Floats. I hope they all float down there.

Yeah I thought that was a major reason so many people liked this movie in the first place, because it wasn’t just another prince swooping in to fix everything and the princess falling in love and living happily ever after.

Loner ice princess with anger issues and that was locked up in her room all her life suddenly becomes lesbian? Pass. I would love to see a Disney princess that is also lesbian, but maybe pick a less miserable character the first time around?

You don’t need to know how to fix anything. You simply need a friend that is willing and able to help you.

I used Samsung data migration for my Samsung SSD and all went well. Nevermind that I regularly have to reinstall Windows because I can’t keep from tinkering with my PC. Backups are good.

No cloning the drive first? Sometimes a clean slate is best though.

Fairly certain my penmanship is terrible because any teacher I had growing up is right handed and I’m left-handed. They were teaching me the only way they knew how but it didn’t do me any favors.

Is that metal? I post this anytime I don’t realize something is metal.

Yeah I agree. In fact another article here said that while it’s racist to call someone a cracker, it’s the equivalent of a 3yr old hitting you. It has little effect. In most cases, if someone called me a cracker, I might chuckle.

“Teens: I am equal parts inspired by and terrified of you.”

This is why I tell my very young daughter that she doesn’t have to be hugged, kissed, or touched by anyone if she doesn’t want to be.

I know tons of teachers that would love to volunteer and put their lives at stake for 30-40k a year. They can learn how to take down a mass murderer during the summers, because they’re not doing anything during that time period anyway, right?

Clearly brother and sister have a lot to share with each other. I certainly don’t go to great lengths for my coffee, but I do ground whole beans and use a Bona Vita coffee maker. Those two things are enough for me. Now I have a friend that works at a coffee house and kids these days are drinking acidic shit coffee…

Give Trump time, he’s still grieving....the fact that he couldn’t golf that weekend even though he was right fucking there at Mar-a-Lago.

I’m gonna need to see you in a MAGA hat at a trump rally.

You could’ve italicized it too.