I don’t even double tap the home button, I just tap the screen to wake it up and then it’s unlocked faster than the touch id would have unlocked it.

Yeah... but then I have to adjust it back to proper position. Small mirror i can hold and adjust quickly. Then I can readjust when they try to move their little heads.

I swear I’m gonna start carrying a small mirror in my car to reflect that shit right back in their eyes when they are a foot away from my bumper in the drive thru.

Had a friend that worked at a high end furniture store in the mall that included baby cribs. Someone returned a crib because one of the legs had stripped out. They were going to toss the entire thing in the dumpster. Luckily that friend alerted another soon to be father that something big was going to be thrown out…

Mine’s not exactly accurate. Missing a new-ish ISP that I would say was the main cause Suddenlink all of a sudden increased their speeds big time. Not two weeks after this ISP sprung up, Suddenlink decided to up the speeds. This is why we need more ISP’s in general.

I know that was an inanimate object he kicked, but he could’ve really hurt himself kicking something that hard. He really didn’t know what was in that thing or how securely tied down it was.

Grabbing someone’s ass? Highly sexually charged one liners? How disgustingly cliche can you get?

You can use that mentality across all aspects of your life. No one cares about you and your particular situation more than you do. Can’t tell you have many times I’ve had to remind myself of that to get someone else to listen or to help me, from life threatening situations to finding something at the grocery store.

Back in my college days, I did a presentation on violence in sports. Having played soccer most of my life it was certainly present. The one example that stands out to me was the hockey dad that got into a fight, punched another parent, and killed him. It was during their team’s practice ffs.

Think of all the evidence in those homes that are now just floating around getting lost or sold.

That’s a good idea. Make a lot of arbitrary policy decisions to keep donald busy for 4yrs, and then instead of going after the big stuff, he could settle for undoing all the little policies.

I was gonna say cow dong, but anal is a likely act that is ripe for that position.

Runner-up? If he had won this year, how would they have possibly justified it? How do they justify putting him in runner-up position?

I remember the first Blue Planet and Shallow Sea was my favorite. It was definitely something to show off to friends are your new HDTV. I also remember those were the early days of Blu-Ray and it was poorly edited or recorded on certain scenes. I could see the same type of noise no matter what tv I played it on.

As a teenager a good majority of our high school would loiter at a gas station that had a drive-thru and with all the kids standing around, people driving through would be distracted and slam right into the long curb dividing the drive-thru and regular parking spots. It became a highlight to see someone fubar the…

After the first collision, that rock just got boulder and boulder with every opportunity.

That transcript read like a racist Schweddy balls skit on SNL.

“But, you know, when you give up the sacrifice of time with your family and all the things that were important to you and he demands such perfection, and he deserves it.”

Only because you asked. Just don’t get cocky.

I too cannot wait for Mikey to “cooperate”.