Got them both with the same move too. He did execute them perfectly.

So there’s squirrel piss and shit everywhere? That’s all I can think of when I see people’s hamsters and gerbils and rats free roaming the house. They immediately scurry behind that couch and dump everywhere.

I understand the actress is the protagonist, but it’s weird to read knowing her character, Claire Underwood, poisoned her lover and proceeded to have sex with him up until his point of death. The actress is absolutely great, but the character is evil. As an audience we aren’t even rooting for them so much as waiting…

In American Jesus’s name we pray, Amen.

Was at a minor league hockey game and at the end of one of the quarters, you can purchase a bright orange puck with a number on it. If you throw your heavily weighted puck down into a small tin can in the middle of the ice, you get all the money in it, usually $1000-3000. Hundreds of these things are thrown out and…

I believe I’ve seen some videos on YouTube where the semi’s seem to abide by cartoon physics. It’s a pretty incredible safety measure.

I think it was more of the ps3 that touted 1080p gaming and blu-ray and then only included a cable capable of giving you 480i. It’s just dirty. I believe the original xbox one was still rocking component out only.

So it’ll charge the phone 0-50% in 30min, will it charge it 51-100% in 30 min? I remember some laptops charge fast when the battery is low, and then the last 20% to get to 100% would charge slower.

It’s like the days when PS3 and Xbox had HDMI outputs, but only came with the rca cables and did not include the HDMI cable.

I love beer, but I don’t like IPA’s. I know a lot of people that won’t touch popular beers, but will drink hard ciders and pumpkin spice beers and other alcoholic beers that don’t have that bitter taste. Isn’t there a way you can tell if you’re a super taster or not?

I’ve attempted to goof around with a soccer ball while drunk and found it impossible to pull off a basic move. Don’t know how they would do it.

Wow. That makes me nervous just watching it, especially when you can see the bumps in the road.

While walking into a grocery store, I saw an elderly woman getting out of her car. She had an oxygen tank with her. Then I read her plate, ‘WHEEZIN’.

You mean alcohol. Cause I’m only going if there’s alcohol. Free alcohol.

My grandfather always told the story of one of his daughters not like the pants he bought for her during one Christmas, so he calmly took them from her and threw them in the dumpster outside.

Thank goodness. I was feeling pretty guilty that my indoor soccer team would go drinking after a game instead of drinking plenty of water or just resting. Fun times.

Kill the tax credit when it’s no longer a deal breaker. Or cut it back slowly over the years.

I worked near an apartment complex that had lots of international students playing cricket in the parking lot. Don’t know they didn’t bust out car windows but they played almost daily.

Yep, I have found a few, but as far as my immediate coworkers are concerned and some family, I have to hold back.

“political climate inside Washington has made it impossible for me to receive balanced and fair consideration for this position.”