Yep. I was involved in a wreck that was my decided by police as my fault (I still maintain I was in the left lane turning left, not the right lane turning left and they t-boned me from behind, while I in the oncoming lane), and the lady in their back seat wasn’t wearing her seat belt. So while I was liable for the…

He won’t deny it, but will claim both sides were to blame for the millions of Jewish people that died from it.

Good luck on your interview! Practice what you will say in your interview. Walk in with confidence and go over the awesome things you do on a daily basis with your new employers.

And if there are no living descendants, to donate a nice lump sum to charity, scholarships, demolition costs for tearing down confederacy idols and symbols that would benefit African Americans.

I have little to no trust for either unfortunately.

Syrup-dipped? That sounds like fun in theory but no thanks. Same for honey or other viscous toppings.

Yeah especially jobs where they are always short staffed or places with high turnover. I’ve witnessed people be fired at one place for stealing and worse, and the following day they work next door at the competing restaurant. All they have to do is lie and have previous experience.

Not sure if this is the same situation, but I drove around a Camry that when I would brake, accelerate, or turn sharp, I could hear something rolling around. I would occasionally drive the car, and it was annoying but ultimately a minor thing. Wife would drive it around mostly, but as I began to drive it more, it…

I’ve definitely removed the “no” from most of my vocabulary. She’ll ask me to read just one more book (after I’ve read two or three already), and I always tell her we can read one more tomorrow. That, for me, works better than “No. Now go to bed.” The two choice method doesn’t fair too well with me. I’ll say, “Do…

Could’ve been a stolen vehicle? I don’t know. That’s the only positive I could see from actually having the police arrest the driver, and not find an abandoned beat up Mercedes (if it was in fact stolen).

What about Werther’s Original? Butterscotch.

Exactly. My boss rented a GMC Acadia one time. He knows it’s not meant for anything other than getting from A to B but floored it just to be dumb. With 5 guys in the car, the engine just screamed without any acceleration to accompany it. And that’s why I don’t consider rental cars worth it.

OK. Now come back to me. You’re never going to ride with your feet on the dash again right? RIGHT?

Never pick up a baby. That’s how you never drop one.

15 min go by and he’s back at the scene of the crime? She’s still there and no cops around? Did she call the cops? Curious if the cops showed up long after the incident or ever showed up at all. Seems like if he’s this careless about being caught, he should’ve been caught by now.

Let’s give credit where credit is due. Paris left a 20.4% tip. Now that doesn’t make up for the many seasons of.....whatever reality show she was on, but it’s a good start.

With the road coming round the bend and the bikers just spill out in the street. Yeah that’s gonna result in a death if they’re going fast enough.

I don’t know. I never leave the cheese on too long to worry about that. I just don’t like putting refrigerator cold cheese on a patty that may not have come hot off the grill. I’ve also gone to restaurants that serve me a cold burger because of the cold ass cheese they put on it.

I have seen this before. I drove up to an accident right outside a dealership. Someone purchased a brand new Kia, pulled out of the dealership by turning right on the street and stopped at a stoplight. They probably drove 20ft before being rear-ended by someone not paying attention. Didn’t look as bad as this…

They do plenty for us now that we live right down the street, so I don’t complain too much, but I get a lot of excuses and the “you’re going to pick her up in the morning, right?”. We don’t get that from the other set of grandparents. It’s please let her stay for the week etc. You try not to resent that. Also my…