But if she said it was a black guy they would've shot the car full of bullet holes.

Yes this is what I needed to see. I also have a sick fantasy about a movie of curious George entering puberty and turning on the man in the yellow hat (because that's what would happen in real life). Biting his fingers off, ripping his face off and eating him alive. Eventually George is put down but he’s the true…

Probably from one of the other gawker sites. This is how I came across jalopnik. Gizmodo came first for me because of my love of gadgets and technology. Then slowly discovered the other sites. I do love cars but I own crappy ones or at the very least boring ones.

It’s as good a reason as any, right?And hell if my interior stays a little cooler too then that would be great also. Although I don't know if there's any truth to having a white car and the interior of that car being cooler than a black car all else being the same. There's a reason you don't see many black work…

Yes but I can put my hand on a white car in her middle of summer and not give myself 3rd degree burns. Do I do that often? No. But I like that I can.

Older style Mary kay Cadillacs had a darker pink to them that made me want to throw stones at them. So awful and an awful company.

I have a 2006 Saturn vue where the volume on the stereo would turn up if I turned the knob down too fast. I’m sure I could Google the fix for it but I keep it that way as motivation to save for something better.

They need to try some wrong if mere sound of sex makes them feel violated. Or maybe they have a weird silence fetish?

They could’ve taken it to the shop when their inspection stickers and tags were current possibly doing other work that needed to be done and then a few days go by and now they are expired. Is it likely? No. But it’s possible which is why this shouldn’t be an issue.

The fact that it’s shot in landscape mode is truly amazing considering how awfully recorded it is. When he was screaming “Shoot her!”, I was screaming “Ram him!”

Mock!

Ah yes. I prefer game genie myself.

Those legs go alllll the way up to her ass.

When a car is riding the sidewalls of the tires because the suspension is so low, it becomes unsafe. That red BMW is a good example. I akin it to playing football and running only on your heels and trying to avoid being tackled. You look stupid and are guaranteed to get hurt.

He was probably texting his friend about titties.

Are you super PB and jelly that they still use it?

Barometric pressure sensor controls the turbo in this case wouldn’t it? If so then would it be to control the air coming into the engine. Maybe that changed the air to fuel mixture in a way to cheat the test?

*be eating at KD’S

The original story says they met at “Playhouse”? As in the strip club? As in the one located in OKLAHOMA CITY? If only there was a particularly lanky baller that resides in OKLAHOMA, we might be able to narrow it down. Oh well I’ll just KD’s restaurant and go over the list while I order off the baller menu.

I’ve seen Nightcrawler. I know what to do.