“I mean, I sympathize and support the striking workers, but it’s probably pretty hard to change hotels at the last second for that many people.”

Or he could start Jameis and let Khalil Mack and the Bears defense solve the problem for him. 

It’s too bad for him that the Yankees are a well run organization. They wouldn’t touch Matt Harvey with a ten foot pole.

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Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

“I love to see a fat guy score. First, you get a fat guy spike, then you get a fat guy dance.”

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

Better be a Metroid game.

The Double Secret Super Unwritten Rules say no penalty for a game-winning walkoff for a team needing a win and came back twice late in the game. And I say that as a Phillies fan. Also, fuck you Edubray Ramos and Jeanmar Gomez. Blew a 3-run lead in the 9th and a 2-run lead in the 11th. Christ, the Mets can bat flip all…

Now Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to.

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

Of course he picked it up. It's his contract extension.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcZoy…

He's flopping

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.