“I mean, I sympathize and support the striking workers, but it’s probably pretty hard to change hotels at the last second for that many people.”

Or he could start Jameis and let Khalil Mack and the Bears defense solve the problem for him. 

And here I thought we were watching The Young Severus Snape Chronicles.

WW had a miscast what now?

*hack-and-forth

It’s too bad for him that the Yankees are a well run organization. They wouldn’t touch Matt Harvey with a ten foot pole.

Turn off cosmetic filtering if you’re using uBlock Origin.

Yep, which is why whenever I browse gizmodo I make sure my adblock is enabled and if I ever happen to want to buy any of the useless shit they try to shill on everyone, I just look it up myself just to avoid their affiliate links.

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

“I love to see a fat guy score. First, you get a fat guy spike, then you get a fat guy dance.”

Fewer.

This sucks, the original Dawn of the Dead is still one of my favorite movies of all time. Will have to set up a marathon of Romero movies.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

You are fined one credit for your violation of the verbal morality statute.

I think someone may have forgotten just how dark wars were before WW I and how little honor and justice they contained. One would think that Game of Throne would have made a good reminder.

Iain Glen, who plays Ser Jorah Mormont, explained although the seasons are making less episodes,

Better be a Metroid game.

The scientists were interviewed after the reactor was shut down. Their response? No reaction.

Getting meta here, but why in the world was this a video? The copy goes by so fast that you have to make the choice between watching and reading, making neither a satisfying experience. Next time, please write an article, or at least read it out loud!

I was hoping she was going to make one of them rap.