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Reports are surfacing that upon being arrested, Knoblauch threw a fit. Unfortunately, it hit an elderly woman in the third row.

Rebuttal:

Could have been worse

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

You should say it a third time just to make sure it's clear.

You should see how they react to an own goal!

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This is the greatest TMNT musical number ever:

Deadspins mobile site is fucking terrible. trying to scroll? prepare to open forty pages trying. trying to open a link? lolnope cant click them when you try. offtopic? sure. maybe i couldve commented on kevin durant if i hadnt been rageslamming my phone from trying to navigate this bullsseod fi .jdjdjdhdb .

It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden."

All they have to do is get rid of the notrils and lips. and BAM a million times better.

Literally no one knows.

This is the best one, she doesn't even have shoes, but damn she is proud of her sweet sunglasses collection.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

Cast Danny McBride as the Conditioning Coach and I'm there.

You gotta get Danny McBride in there somewhere!

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.