Well, the important thing is you taught that other guy a lesson for daring to be unironically enthusiastic for something on the internet. 

Oh fuck off you boring bastard.

My motivation for posting (in addition to the usual “I finally finished it this week” updates you see around here) was how delighted I was at the novelty of discovering how many built-in sequence breaks there were. But, despite my attempt to give Map09 the benefit of the doubt, sometimes Doom 1&2 are just janky and…

When I was getting hyped for Sigil, I was inspired to shake off the rust by doing something in Doom 2 that I had never done the first time around: completing all 30 levels from Pistol Start. Having to find the weapons within the level instead of bringing them in from the previous map is something that can transform a…

Just bought Celeste!

RE: Celeste, keep your same save file! You won’t have access to your double jump in levels where you didn’t originally have the double jump, but there is an assist mode that adds extra dashes if you feel that’s dumb. Strawberries, B-Sides and Hearts can be fun, but there are some B-sides that just destroy you. I…

I’m playing Mario + Rabbids on the switch. It’s a very strange game, but I like it. I think the Sims 4 is also happening, because mermaids.

I feel you. I’ve been playing Yakuza for the better part of four months now. Between how long it is, how fun it is to simply go off and waste time in the world map, or do some random stupid side quests, and the fact that most of my limited gaming time is taken up by the switch... I found it very difficult to finish it.

After reading about it for years, hearing about the upcoming film adaptation has finally prompted me to start on Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. I’ve been through all Bioware’s Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, so it’s a bit like visiting a nursing home to meet their grandparent. In fact, I wasted quite a bit…

I’m all over another game with a gimmick this weekend. I got Cadence of Hyrule earlier this week and played it yesterday on the train to my parents’ house for the first time (not ideal, I know). The first... 20/30 minutes were BRUTAL. Admittedly, I haven’t played the original Necrodancer (I might do it once I’m done…

They’re actually continuations of things I find quite fascinating. I’m of an age(i am too old to play but understand people my age are making the current games) where I appreciate current game analysis. There’s so many games out now(even AAA games)that I’m constantly behind in that I feel like a caveman.

Salutations~!

*Even that doesn’t damper how great the rest was, with that incredible atmosphere and writing. Very glad the original writer is on the sequel (with other talented writers!)

I actually finished things this week!

definitely Charles Haley

The boob eyes might be a reference to the boob eyes in Ken Russell’s “Gothic,” which were based on a boob eye nightmare Percy Shelley had (about boob eyes). But somehow I doubt this boob eye information will make the boob eye scene make more sense.

“[H]er boob-eyes don’t create the tears that birth the enlarged spider-creature, that’s her standard eye tears.”

I have almost no interest in horror movies, and even less in this kind of “erotic” horror movie, but damn if I’m not intrigued by how insane this sounds. I really love the line, “The killer’s motive is clear: He cuts their faces off.” That’s an MO, not a motive. That’s like saying, “We figured out his motive: it’s…

These are the kinds of excellent questions I am here for. She also has eyes in the normal place, and her boob-eyes don’t create the tears that birth the enlarged spider-creature, that’s her standard eye tears.

Full disclosure: I thought of that line years ago, and have been waiting for a reason to use it.