Sir, this is a Barnes & Noble.

As Sia.

SHAKE THAT BUTT!

These fucking guys reinvent comedy every time they put something out. It’s so out of left field and a surprise that it took me multiple viewings to take it all in. The ‘roid rage scene, Akiva pulling his own bones out of his arm ending with their hearts stopping! All gold. This is so original it hurts. So happy to see…

a) It’s hilarious.

There's only one appropriate reaction to 50 Shades:

I turned down 50 Types Of Payne, Podrick's sex memoir

Salutations~!

Five minutes in, I was laughing so hard I had to pause to catch my breath.
Is it any more than an excuse for 30 minutes of ridiculous jokes? No, but it’s a damn FUNNY 30 minutes. That should be enough, honestly.

That’s exactly my interpretation as well.

Born and raised in New Jersey.

No.

I agree with this completely.  Tyrion has always been my favorite character because he’s the most interesting person to me.  I was really worried that he was going to be executed because this was what? His third time as a prisoner?  

This is the language we should be using from now on at A.V. Club. Didn’t like the season finale of Lost? It subverted your expectations.

i really thought arya’s face-wearing ability would come in again somwhere at the end or her learning that was all for nothing.  i was also hoping her mentor would return - a man likes callbacks & likes to take guns from the mantlepiece & use them.

Their viewership is comprised completely of patrons of sports bars, waiting for their connecting flight.  Like CNN, but for sports. 

that's what I've also been telling people. an unreliable history book from that era is more the rule than the exception.

As someone who studied history, it’s not uncommon to find that the official histories from the middle ages, ignore people that we know were ultimately very important because whoever was writing them was trying to make someone look better. Tyrion was hand, but he also had a lot of not great decisions and working for…

I think the best answer to the rope question is: don’t treat it as an attack, but rather an action that has a difficulty rating (i.e. what they need to roll to succeed), whether there are any positive or negative modifiers (is it a magic blade? Is it really strong rope?), then roll the dice and move on. I find this is…

Dammit. That’s what I originally had, but I edited it. I guess my prize for second-guessing my own brilliance is being flipped off by Mister Rogers on the Internet for all eternity.