Some people have not a single fucking clue what is a good car from a bad one. “It’s old, junk it.”
I bought a 1987 Toyota 4Runner Turbo 4x4 from a junkyard parking lot because the owner thought it was better off as scrap metal.
The SOB has a removable top, turbo, a sweet digital cluster, original paint, straight body,…

If you want info you go to Autoblog, if you want snark you come to Jalopnik.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

This is completely true.

I AM OUTRAGED! OUTRAGED I SAY!

Actually, that makes perfect sense. Not like anyone on here will buy either anyways.

Fair point.

Wouldn’t that be a reverse mullet? The CR-V is not exactly a party.

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo.

No way. It looks like a Mustang.

The new Accord coupe.

Nothing should change with current product.

I haz a sad :(

So... no Buick Regal Wagon coming to the states? :(

Yah pays yah’s money and yah takes yah’s chances. It’s called an adventure. It won’t be if there was no chance of dying. Americans have become such pussies. No one would have gotten on the Mayflower if they didn’t want any chance of dying. And if you get offed, then your friends and relatives will have an interesting…

Congratulations, Mr. Yes, I work at AutoZone. No, it sucks., on COTD! I would like to gift you with a McLaren which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she mends the hole in the heel of her stocking.

I blame Clarkson for endlessly repeating that you don’t get to be an enthusiast if you’ve never owned an Alfa.

This has been my theory from the get go....and the response has pretty much been “Shut up, Tom....Alfa!”

Keep engineering cars to combat stupid, you’re just engineering the next level of stupid.

Counter point: Guy whose business acumen has led him to become an uber driver criticizes the business strategy of CEO who built a $70 billion company. CEO holds his ground.