No it makes him a fucking jabroni for eating his fried chicken with a fork and knife

this movie looks questionable but why isn’t kathryn hahn in everything? always? all the time?

Ugh, Dad - what are you even talking about? You’re really pissing me off. You always told me that women had the right to make decisions about their own bodies. And now you’re acting like a doofus and embarrassing me. I’m going to tell Mom and I’m also going to tell her you were playing your Harmonica when you were…

Yes, because Trump’s voice is sweet, gentle and music to the ears. He never raises his voice. And he smiles constantly! So it’s completely fair to expect the same of Hillary.

That said, the idea that it’s a bad thing that she tried to help the party’s chosen candidate at the expense of some outsider is absurd on its face.

Also I’d just like to remind everyone that Wikileaks’s founder is a rapist.

Yeah, I don’t think anyone’s going to miss her much. She strikes me as largely not all that helpful for the overall goals, being basically the embodiment of the party existing power structure, rather than someone working to advance the party’s political goals.

Fair enough.

Hey, man, don’t worry! There’s someone for you to identify with in the film! The antagonist (I mean, you can’t really call him a “bad guy” because he’s really just a sensitive individual pushed into action by the circumstances of his life and really just misunderstood —actually is it possible “anti-hero” is a better…

*jerk off motion*

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

When someone says they don’t want Trump to be president- I don’t take that to be a political comment. The meaning is basically the same as saying you don’t want the looming hurricane in the distance to destroy your city.

For fucks sake. I am trying very hard to relate to law enforcement perspective, but I am quite tired of being told to think about how their families feel not knowing if their loved ones will come back after work, and the stress that creates. It amazes me that they demand this while failing to understand how black…

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Would. Watch.

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You know when people profile, like, serial killers or whatever? Like “This person is probably a male in his late 40s, bad relationship with his mother, insecure, poorly educated but prone to snobbery and delusions of grandeur...”

Um yes, many RA or other arthritis patients can and do rightfully say we’re receiving chemo. Methotrexate is a chemotherapy agent. Here’s the problem: when people hear arthritis, they think of grandma with a sore thumb. The reality is people with autoimmune arthritis are sick every damn day, with joint pain and…

It’s not sexist that you don’t want to vote for Clinton. It’s sexist that a guy who lost by every conceivable measure is acting like he has some right to dictate her positions.