What do you mean a great serpent laid an egg and from it the Earth was hatched, you loin-clothed heathen? A bearded white dude willed it into existence over a six-day period, and then took a Sunday nap, and that’s why we can’t shop for liquor on that day. GET SERIOUS.

No, BBC, this is something too. Making comments with your buddy about “colored people time” is the “I’m not touching you!” of politically-deniable racist bullshit and I called it out too. Saying shit like “superpredators”, getting cozy with Kissinger, supporting either caucuses or superdelegates as a means of…

Come on. Someone, tell me again that “Bernie Bros” don’t exist and how he and his followers aren’t misogynistic ass bags.

It’s a gendered insult, at its core. It exists for no purpose than to demean women for not being the right kind of woman, and to demean men for being like any kind of woman at all.

What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

keep in mind, many republicans want to abolish state welfare programs and replace them entirely with private religious charities.

Most high school juniors probably don’t.

Dear Abby,

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

Ooooooof. Hillary, darling, trust me: you’re actually really funny when you get sarcastic and rip into the GOP and sexism. Do that. Honestly.

To be completely honest, I just thought “key lime” was the name of the pie. (Mmmm pie....). I had no idea it was a kind of lime. There’s my fact for the day then, cheers! (Pie.....)

You named Missouri over Kansas? Kansas is so fucked some of the school superintendents don’t know if they can open their schools in the fall. Brownback is also trying to void the State Supreme Court by impeaching them for interfering with the state legislature too much — too much being defined by Brownback and his ilk…

Big fan of how he attacks her for being in a coffee shop...at the same time he was in the coffee shop.

I think “both sides are the same” was meant to be super dry and sarcastic, but I didn’t get it at first either because THE MISSOURI FUCKING LEGISLATURE WANTS PLANNED PARENTHOOD TO VIOLATE HIPAA AND YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

I also love the idea that rape cases always and entirely come down only to one person’s word against another’s. Nope, no other evidence of sexual assault could possibly exist! That’s why nobody is ever convicted of murder — if the alleged killer says he didn’t do it, we just let him go, because it’s just a “he said,…

The answer to your question is Title IX. The school had a duty to provide her assistance and investigate her claims. It failed.

So... This guy was caught red handed by another man and the victim was so unconscious that she didn’t wake for three fucking hours.

“HBO made this movie in an election year to support Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party, which loves to claim that a mythical ‘war on women’ is underway by Republicans,” said Mark Paoletta.

“Anita Hill looks good; Clarence Thomas looks bad; and the rest of us look like bumbling idiots.”

Bernie doesn’t have any ego in this thing?Please. You couldn’t be a politician if you weren’t operating profoundly from the ego.