If a woman tells you she's 25, and she looks 156, she's probably a Necromancer.

The Monkees started out kinda the same way, and ended up putting out the pretty-great hallucination of a film called Head.

Ok, so if NBC announces it's cancelled, what do we send (besides vials of frozen sperm)?

Sarah Connor Chronicles is the one that I miss to this day.

This is what's called "stunting" in the radio biz. It's used to generate buzz before a major format change.

Although Smallville ended up irritating me no end, Michael Rosenbaum was a much better Lex Luthor than Spacey.

He really should have called it Exile On Sesame Street…

"I'm a security guard. My weapons are my weapons."
“Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip flops.”

But… what about the male manimals???

No, Snowpiercer is the Chevy Chase In Alaska spinoff of Community.

Sorry, Jim! There's still a lot to see, though.

Charlie Crews moans, jerking bolt upright in bed, waking his partner.

My checking account heartily agrees!

Knight Rider. But - with the original cast. Michael Knight has severe arthritis, and a career as a pop star in Germany, so he's really, really reluctant to fight crime. Kitt is fulla dents, has the stuffing popping out of its upholstery. and is senile, believing it's a cardiologist at a hospital called St Eligius.

My Mother, The Car.

These intertubes have it all. Here are the first seven strips…

Jeff is helping Duncan seduce Britta?

This gets a reboot, and The Sarah Connor Chronicles is a distant memory.

It's in the works. Working title is, "No Man Is An Island"…

Ah, you missed the announcement.