Hello, fellow humans! My name is Mr. Realguy Notabear, and I am a professional salmon fisherman. I would like to volunteer my human services in removing the accidentally deposited lunch from this creek. I will use my large, clawed, human hands to swipe the fish out of the creek, then remove them professionally,…

To be fair they started off that way.

Trump is definitely the leader of a still on going coup against the United States and is probably guilty of espionage for Putin’s Russia and other hostile foreign powers like Saudi Arabia and China. Why he hasn’t been executed for these heinous crimes is proof positive of our failure as a nation to have equal justice.

Their “no victim” argument is totally a double-standard for Trump. I’m sure if every immigrant home-owner decided to re-assess and undervalue their property to avoid paying taxes, the GOP/Fox News crowd would lose their goddamn minds.

And as Jon pointed out to those who didn’t already know, there are plenty of victims. Whether it is the banks that have to pass on their losses to the rest of us or him cheating the government out of money, he has definitely taken money from the general public.

I said it way back in 2018 when Splinter News was still a thing and we just learned about the Daniels payments—-he’s never going to jail no matter what he does.

If I deliberately shoot at someone and miss, technically nobody has been harmed, but I’m still guilty of attempted murder. It’s insane that Republicans are trying to excuse fraud, an actual crime, because there’s “no victim.” That’s not how fraud works!

Well, the media (and us, by extension) keep falling for it, don’t they? “Ooh, they’ve really got him now! He’s gonna have to face the music this time!” It’s what they were all saying after Muller, after the first impeachment, the second one, the insurrection hearings, each of the four insurrections, and now this…

I just wanted to say I’m sorry for all you’re going through, from an anonymous internet stranger. That really sucks. 

Plenty of people live with and/or care for others who are severely immunocompromised. Now yeah the chances of it are probably on the lower side, but I don’t blame those for being super cautious.

The “acting like an ass” is the key here. Even if you are completely smashed, as long as you keep quiet and don’t bother anybody, it’s pretty unlikely to get kicked off. The dude made a scene to get kicked off. 

He is drunk and likely a belligerent drunk. So drunk he doesn’t know where he is.

It’s unfortunate that one of my favorite quotes has only recently come to be widely popular...

“ I think some people over-mask”

I had part of my colon removed last month and am having chemo for cancer. I wear a mask everywhere. Fuck Forrie.

Too bad that only the company will be paying instead of the boss who will probably sue if he is fired.

If I had to guess I’d say drinking

A friend has a double lung transplant and as such is on immunosupressant drugs and wears a mask ALL the time. He works in a very conservative community in Alberta and was told by the boss that he can no longer wear a mask as it upsets the clients and co-workers. He presented his dr’s notes and continued to wear it and…

Yet the “Patriots” who come to our state Capitol every few weeks to Roll Coal, fly trump flags, open carry AR-15’s and yell dumb shit through megaphones don’t have a problem wearing masks at all.

How did the explanation of mask wearing get so screwed up? I wear this for your protection, just say thank you!