God, my son is 3 and he sounds like Barry White compared to that high-voiced little future bleacher bum.

I mean, you could just acknowledge that there’s a problem with police brutality directed towards people of color. That seems like the easiest solution.

Finally. I’ve been absolutely dying to get David Stern’s take on this.

This is a good dog week on Deadspin.

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Paying with cash and he used his legal name?  Rookie move.

You’d think with this, he’d want to settle, but when you are broke, you can’t settle. Knowing that Jones is most likely broke as fuck, the Sandy Hook families should never take any deal offered. It’s time to put this guy in a van down by the river. 

As a Cubs fan, I’m shocked at how much goodwill this ownership group has been able to piss away in only 2 years after winning the World Series. Did they not know that Chicago is one of the most liberal cities in the US? Did they think that we were just going to welcome their right wing nut job BS with open arms…

Elliot Abrams is one of biggest monsters that walks free on this Earth.  We are an evil nation to make him part of our government.   Thank you Rep. Omar for this.   She’s braver than anyone else in Congress.  

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

This is also the same reason why Republicans keep getting elected. Americans are brainwashed by ownership to be on their side.

It’s amazing how people have already forgotten Trump said he won’t exercise because he believes it shortens your life, draining the finite energy your body has, and once that’s used up, you die. He said it nearly a year into his presidency and it was a giant red flag warning that he had some kind of mental disability.

Look I work for the NRA and you people are just nuts. Sensible gun control could have solved this problem. If Congressman Gaetz was allowed to carry his pistol while Congress is in session he could have silenced these people by shooting two or three times into the ceiling, maybe a warning shot was needed but certainly…

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

It’s crazy to me. The phone calls just don’t MATCH where Adnan was at the time of the calls. He says he was with friends; then there’s the BestBuy phone box that’s no longer there. And what about the parking lot across the street! Now the legal system is getting over-involved. Like I don’t even personally know any of…

Chris Berman is also a leaker, which is what he gets for eating six cans of Olestra Pringles.

I’ve got tons of work to do today, but I took the time to login and give you a star. Some things just can’t wait.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.