Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Or “I was hoping to go beyond second base but I couldn’t get past that Odor”

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

“And Noah gathered the dingers, two by two...”

have said that to my dog

“The wrong way.” - Goose Gossage

That’s the Nats problem, not the opposing teams problem. This whole idea that it’s chicken shit baseball is ludicrous. Last time I checked managers and players get paid to win ball games, not worry about opposing teams players and fans feelings.

“This is one of the great moments in baseball history!”

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

please start adding quotes from Cards players about not getting it done.

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

Well, if we consult the McCann Convention, I’m sure all of the following would be violations: Smiling, laughing, displaying admiration and respect for an opponent’s achievement, acknowledging implicitly that playing baseball can be fun, and having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’.

This, everyone, is the *real* “right way to play the game”.

Jose Fernandez continues to be one of the most delightful baseball players in the game right now.

Ha! I’m always taken aback when someone complains about an ad on any of the Gawker sites. Thanks to Ad-Block Plus, I forgot what a web ad even looks like. Ad-Block Plus, protecting your blindside from online ads.

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