Please be an ironic comment meant to illustrate how stupid homophobes are. Pretty please.

Taking Chris Berman out back to be shot would be a start.

So, wait, it's not even an actual fantasy draft, but a mock fantasy draft? A practice fantasy draft?

[Dusty Baker drops the mic]

Feel the rhythm... Feel the rhyme... Get on up... It's time to move to a new fucking hotel.

Anyone who says they wouldn't want Noah on their team is either lying or doesn't understand basketball. He's the exact type of guy you need to put around a superstar or two to win rings. Doesn't care about highlights or stats, just wants to win and will work hard on every possession, at both ends, to do it. It's a…

I prefer this one.

Oh man, that's gonna ruin Bennett's season.

[puts on codpiece]

Fuck it. I'm starting to really like Justin Beiber. Blatant disregard for common decency? Utter contempt for his pre-teen fanbase? Pills and weed during a Lamborghini race on a busy freeway? Plowing Brazilian prostitutes? Playing basketball poorly? This kid is everything I would be if I had a billion dollars too.

This would have been such a sick burn if you had actually caught the punchline of this joke, you oblivious dipshit.

Quoth CBC:

Video of the finish, complete with skate kick:

Jim Ross is great but nothing will beat his call of the Kam Chancellor hit on Vernon Davis...

Can we forgo the normal waiting period and voting and just put "Jim Ross calls" in the DHOF where he belongs while he's still alive to appreciate the honor?

Holy shit. Vin Baker had a gold medal. Well, a pawn shop somewhere has a gold medal.

Will the JR commentary ever get old? No. No it will not. It makes literally every sports moment better.