The Phillies are a major league team?

and that’s 2 too many.

WWThibsD?

I was just about to post a similar comment.

You can’t? Really?

You work for us, asshole.

To be fair to Eckersley, I think the wind AID-ed that one a little bit.

When questioned about why the Mariners traded for a reliever instead of a badly needed starter, Dipoto was quoted as saying “Why the Phelps not?”

When it comes to Florida being swallowed by the ocean, I’m actively rooting FOR global warming.

Yes.

He probably thinks SOAPs are cool, too

Or maybe because living in Boston is a fucking nightmare.

... Tyler?

Congrats for being the first Mets fan to take this post way too literally!

“Hell naw!”

I believe so if it’s a double header

I’m not sure what brand looks the most like a cheap knock off of a real brand:

This is so stupid but it made me laugh

PUP!!! and the best god damn music video of all time

This is true. Everyone thinks TB will be sellers, because they typically have an armada of arms and sell every year. But they’ve got a legit chance to contend with the Red Sox and win the East this year, so I expect them to be buyers and not unloading Snell, Odorizzi, or Archer just because they’re expected to.