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It was likely #2. If you’ve played through Bioshock Infinite, you know that a one-line sentence spoiler could significantly taint the entire gameplay experience.

“So fkn arbitrary. No rubric. Just pure luck of getting someone on a certain day reviewing your ‘violation’ WHICH is entirety insane on its own because if players are so offended by words on the internet they can FIRST turn chat censoring ON. Then as a second layer of protection for the weak minded they can MUTE the…

Be afraid Riot and LoL players. Be afraid. A strom of Troll is coming and you will be like Indonesia in Dec. 2004. INUNDATED.

Burglar deterrent expert Kevin McCallister tells everyone to get on his level.

Precocious means more advanced than your age. So, in other words, you're saying he sounds intelligent?

Congrats, you're an abusive parent. Showing your kid not to be violent by being violent? Excellent strategy. That poor baby boy, why do you think he hits, when you show him that hitting is appropriate? And shaking? How old is he? I've seen one too many kids with fucked up vision from being shaken. But I don't think…

I think it's official - gluten has ceased to be a protein produced in wheat. It is now the Food Boogeyman.

The allergy one makes me remember yet again why my brother and sister-in-law have a fondness for Disney.

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

Got into an argument last week because my husband put mayo in the mashed potatoes he made for us and he didn't say anything until after I'd eaten it.

Apple will continue to try to force FireWire and the Lightning cord or whatever it is.

With micro-USB, please.

72% of barefoot Kenyans at endurance running speeds, in this study. Heel striking isn't a new thing and doesn't owe its existence to modern running shoes.

That too.

Strange Synthetic Almond Liquid, you mean.

Also, didn't know I would be posting picturezilla.

This is soooo my favorite argument against milk. If we quit doing things because other species don't, we wouldn't be wearing PANTS. Wait a minute, wait a minute …

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.