If there ever was a time to just brush something under the rug... baseball in the inner city was capital DEAD 10 or 15 years ago. These kids did more for baseball than anything short of normalizing relations with Cuba in the past year. These kids reconnected the sport to places where ballfields were dried up and…

Man, what do you expect me to wear in the middle of the summer with my black jean shorts? Tennis shoes with my white socks pulled all the way up? Because that's for when it's raining.

There really isn't a "wrong fry shape" - that's like saying "no thanks, I don't want that pile of cash because the bills are the wrong denomination."

I spent about 5 years in a relationship with an emotionally abusive partner who slowly but surely cut me off from my friends. The part I feel worst about is that I let her do it. When I came out of that relationship it was like slowly waking up and remembering who *I* was, not who she wanted me to be.

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

"it's okay to give to your guy friends"

Have you never been hit on by someone you aren't attracted to? It's awkward and nerve-wracking, and it puts you in a bad position. There is no right answer, just a series of increasingly wrong ones.

Alternate Take:

Guys are really bad at not weirding out women.

yeah like how he pulled that rocket out of his ass and resupplied the international space station. What a poser.

That is not how the carbon tax works. You won't be paying more taxes. The carbon tax is net neutral in taxation. What it does is moves taxation from the principal of earning to the principal of consumption. Aka, you get rid of parts of the income tax and replace it with the carbon tax.

You live 1/3 of a mile from work and you waste 10 minutes driving that distance? That's an average of 2 miles per hour. You could walk a lot faster than that.

How much safer is air travel? Yet some people refuse to fly.

If he delivers on this shit, my next car should be perfectly timed to be a model 3. Right now with falling gas prices there has been a lot of anti tesla sentiment. My desire for a car with full torque from zero RPM and less mechanical parts splashed with a dose of fun hasn't abated one bit. I'm willing to admit that I…

And they say women couldn't stand the heat of battle. SHE, ladies and gents, is who I want to be in a foxhole with.

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."