If there ever was a time to just brush something under the rug... baseball in the inner city was capital DEAD 10 or 15 years ago. These kids did more for baseball than anything short of normalizing relations with Cuba in the past year. These kids reconnected the sport to places where ballfields were dried up and…

By global and foreign you mean domestic email and phone calls, right?

Man, what do you expect me to wear in the middle of the summer with my black jean shorts? Tennis shoes with my white socks pulled all the way up? Because that's for when it's raining.

There really isn't a "wrong fry shape" - that's like saying "no thanks, I don't want that pile of cash because the bills are the wrong denomination."

WOW really? That's the Poe of the day.

No one ever said all vaccines are safe. The smallpox vaccine can cause major reactions which is why it is no longer mandatory (except for the military and certain health care workers where it is still mandatory). As a whole vaccines, even with their associated risks, are way better then the alternative. Vaccinate your…

Ummm... there are about a million good reasons to not listen to her. Because she chose to take off her clothes in a magazine is not one of them.

I find his lack of faith disturbing.

I spent about 5 years in a relationship with an emotionally abusive partner who slowly but surely cut me off from my friends. The part I feel worst about is that I let her do it. When I came out of that relationship it was like slowly waking up and remembering who *I* was, not who she wanted me to be.

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

As we all know, Stephen Colbert was right all along.

There's only one man who can save us:

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

"it's okay to give to your guy friends"

Have you never been hit on by someone you aren't attracted to? It's awkward and nerve-wracking, and it puts you in a bad position. There is no right answer, just a series of increasingly wrong ones.

Alternate Take:

Guys are really bad at not weirding out women.

That is not how the carbon tax works. You won't be paying more taxes. The carbon tax is net neutral in taxation. What it does is moves taxation from the principal of earning to the principal of consumption. Aka, you get rid of parts of the income tax and replace it with the carbon tax.