But I hear they make a KILLI- *is immediately ambushed and thrown off of a bridge*

Basset hound/husky mix puppy?

Sounds pretty normal, to me. I'd put a best friend I've had for years before a relatively short-term relationship, any day. That's just how it works, in probably most cases.

Thank you for this article. It makes you wonder how many other celebrities have abused women and had their people take care of it. Hopefully the Cosby/Ghomeshi revelations will have any other abusers quaking in their boots.

These phones are all so good that I'd be perfectly happy with any of them. It's damned nice to have so many choices. It's also nice to see that nothing with Samsung's 'improvements' to the UI made the list. Perhaps more people have discovered how Android is supposed to look and perform.

Actually, you can! I can't speak to all carriers, but we had no problem transferring our numbers to Cricket Wireless.

T-Mobile has a new feature where music streaming services aren't counted against your data limit.

Ting runs on Sprint but has voice and sms roaming with other companies like Verizon if no Sprint service.

^^^Someone obviously unfamiliar with the complete and utter uselessness of a Swiss Army Knife. Speaking as a person with said experience, it's a damn good thing that Switzerland is militarily neutral, elsewise they'd have been slaughtered in less time than it takes to say, "fuck, that's the nail file. Why does this…

Why: It's the best value you can get for the money. If you want the best hardware you can buy, the best customer support you can get, and the best OS support for the hardware, look no further. I suggest buying direct from Google to get the best experience, but I've had mine for almost a year now and I would buy it…

Gaming the waze system is probably on the order of 730x faster then going through your local organizations to install a speed bumb.

This is actually important because it ties into something I've mentioned before, something that a lot of dating coaches and self-help columns won't tell you: at its core, dating is a numbers game. No matter whether you're Emma Stone, Idris Elba, Kerry Washington, or Charming Tater, you are inevitably going to have…

The right answer is zero. These peasants need to be put in their place, amiright?

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

Now, those guys were wimps.

Can someone please explain to me how creationists claim there are no fossils to prove evolution? Either I'm totally missing something, or these fucking people have never opened a book in their life (except for one, obviously).

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.