Until I hear from an actual doctor that this is a thing, there's no way I'm buying it.

I'm a barista in the Midwest. One of my coworkers started at Starbucks before coming to our shop; and had me in tears after he told me about a rednecky gentleman who came in to order one night. I guess this guy strode in and jovially, loudly asked him, "Hey man! Y'all got them, uh, caramel machetes here?!"

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

The beer battered mystery shopper may be related to an acquaintance of mine, who would not eat beer battered anything when she was pregnant. "Guys, I CAN'T have any beer, because the baby will get fetal alcohol syndrome"

That spinning cable clips through the arm's geometry. Derp.

Apparently the ambulance wasn't the only thing leaking fluids, amirite?

Is anyone really surprised that FSU girls have gotten really good at avoiding football players?

Heh. I eventually told him "I KNOW ACTUAL SOCIALISTS. THEY HATE OBAMA."

This doesn't excuse anything, because I don't believe you have the right to really complain about our political state if you were fully capable of voting and just didn't, but one thing I noticed about people my age (20s) is how utterly demoralized they are with the state of our government, particularly Congress.…

Democrats are cowards, refused to own up to their great accomplishments and ran away from the President for the past four years.

Nope, that Shadow of Mordor's tutorial. I know 'cause I just played it.

VLC encountered a problem with Windows

Help others install VLC, like this protester assisting the police with their install!

When Christmas took Chanukkah, I did nothing, because I was not Jewish.

Guys, keep up, I've been doing this for years.

I just want to see how ridiculous Fox News will get with this War on XMas (it's XMas, not Christmas). Their anger is sooo delicious....

If you're the type of person obeys a calculator telling you to not eat more than the equivalent of 3.6 mini butterfingers on Halloween, you're probably the person that hands out dental floss anyway.

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

"Cherry pick data"? If you're referring to Sarkeesian's videos, that's...not what's going on. Like, at all. Unless, of course, you want to argue that a huge chunk of academic cultural and media criticism is "cherry picking data".

And everyone has a political agenda. Choosing not to talk about this stuff is political;…

I was watching the first report of this on 3 news. They were sure to mention that she wasn't a virgin at the time of her rape. Because as we all know, if she wasn't a virgin she was asking for it, right?