Nature gave you intelligence far greater than a cat. Use it. Act like a human and not a cat.

Jeebus why would you use a glue trap? A snap trap with a dab of peanut butter works every time in my experience and you don't have to kill the poor thing with a hammer or concoct a gas chamber. Or you could get a cat...

When they tell me they want a GTI:

Ah, but a 25 lb dachshund will take on an angry mother bear (and scare her off) to defend you.

Also, anyone with a dog.

I have a better option.

So what you meant to say is TL;DR

AKA The creep

Could we please have a rideable version of this?

Strong Bad FTW

Really don't care much for this. There are far better ways to get good looking and good sounding at the same time.

Avoid Rakuten.... known for Credit card theft

Great idea. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to hear your music over what I'd rather be listening to. Thanks for taking the choice out of my hands, or ears as the case may be!

please, no! One more way for those who insist on playing their crappy music as loud as their crappy speakers will go on a crowded bus.

The goal of all these cellular services is to screw over the customer as hard and often as possible. There is no reward of loyalty. Especially Verizon since they know other networks are inferior to their range of service.

Isla Nublar

A velvet prison, is still a prison. The openness of the android platform, has enabled a wider array of devices at every budget, not just phones and tablets, but TVs, readers, glasses and watches. A single company will not and is not keeping pace with the collective innovation of multiple large companies like Google,…

And here's how these posts will go: "X platform is better than Y platform because X is better at fulfilling my idiosyncratic needs, which I have stupidly generalized as being everyone's needs!"

Yes. Yes, you are. Personally, I'd prefer to do just about any other household chore before washing stuff by hand.

Whitson, I just have to say that your top image here is incredible.