I suspect you have the causality backwards.

I was at a science center in an exhibit about Dinosaurs once and overheard someone telling their kid “Remember, this is all a theory.”

Is that a tower shoved into that tiny little cubby? I hope there’s a ventilation system in there...

You say that as if MSRP is actually meaningful. Everyone with even the slightest understanding of car sales or moderately competent negotiation skills pays below MSRP.

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

I think it varies both within and between fields, but from my experience balance is quite actively discouraged within much of academia.

Vote: Modmic (with your go-to headphones)

I get the parent part (especially if the kids are young), but if your wife can't survive on her own for an hour or two every so often while you do something you enjoy you have a problem.

The study was done with wild-type mice (rather than inbred lab mice)...

A minimalist wardrobe requires 4 pocket squares?

Can. Not. Stop. Laughing.

Being a creepy stalker, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.

Making the no longer caring the actual problem.

It's a pretty weak double entendre. The order doesn't really matter.

It all depends on where the finish line is. Being ahead 100m into a marathon isn't finishing first.

Frank Underwood breaks the elevator.

It's probably because I'm a hermit with a 15 year old's sense of humor, but I'd much rather play Cards Against Humanity than converse.

Some people are more into the V.