Same here. The only things I ever put on my desktop are files I only need briefly (e.g. installers), only because having them on my desktop reminds me to remove them as soon as I'm done with them.

It could be that you're just not that sensitive, so a cookie or two from a good size batch made with a couple of eggs isn't enough to cause problems, while an omelet made from a couple of eggs is.

Your body does in fact create lactase. It's an enzyme, so it doesn't get used up through use (although it will degrade over time, hence the constant need for production).

Yogurt and (most) cheeses generally do have lower lactose content, primarily due to the microbes used to make them having already broken some of it down.

I don't know that teaching towards standardized tests and sitting in the yard with a stick are related. I did most of my "sitting in the yard" outside of school. I suspect technology has more to do with why most kids never sit in the yard with a stick these days (although I also have a feeling kids do more of this…

Enjoy being soaking wet because you're a "real man." Meanwhile, I'll be comfortably dry.

So lets say everyone takes your advice and tries to do 30 the whole time. The roads still get congested, and everyone is now going 30 then 0 then 30. "Hey genius, just do 15 the whole way!"

I don't want to cause no fuss, but can I buy your magic bus?

That's not a "screengrab," it's a picture.

If you think facebook actually gives two shits about developing the Rift as a gaming platform I've got a bridge to sell you. They bought it to use the tech for virtual facebooking, anything they do with the gaming community is going to be a half-assed side project (probably involving Zynga).

You could always get Target's photoshop department to take care of your "thigh gap."

I'm not saying someone shouldn't go to the more expensive school (in fact, I did exactly that). I'm saying that if you can't figure out that a difference in starting cost can offset a difference in "savings," you might not be the best fit for college in general.

I don't think either school is going to want you if you can't put this one together on your own. Also, scholarships & grants are not loans.

If you have a favorite pair of headphones that you love already, a desktop microphone that you can use along with them may be in order. That way you don't have to trade off the audio quality from the headphones you love for a headset that may compromise on audio in exchange for vocal clarity. You can turn them into a…

It's worth noting that newer controllers do not have this problem. Still a bummer it was there in the first place, but not a concern for anyone looking to buy an Ouya now.

Don't bury it in sand?

per se*

Or maybe start shitting in the sink, and prepare your food in the toilet.

If you were to think of the dirtiest place in your house, you probably wouldn't think of the kitchen sink. According to WebMD, you should because it's actually worse than your toilet.

Maybe not, but I do understand that women are different and while there may be some crazy bitches out there that would lose it over something this simple, there are a lot of reasonable women who would appreciate the consistent heads up regardless of how it happened.