Incidentally, in the state of New York you have to sign a paper promising you won’t shake your baby before you leave the hospital. It’s good, because it’s part of a larger program to educate parents that shaking a baby can be harmful or deadly, and simple advice to help parents calm themselves down to keep them and…

Wait. Is this from the episode where Samantha catches Richard cheating on her? Because the episode after that is my favorite one. Specifically because of this scene:

I think you know. But which is which?

But how can you manage the oh so hefty weight of those sugar babies on top of you, you sensitive thing, you?

I full out judged them. Like “Wow do you also take food from food banks?” They were incredulous, like stealing from a library is a normal person thing to do.

Fuck it, I’m coming out of my self-imposed Gawker exile because you, sir, pissed me off. WHO gives a SHIT about her fucking moral opinions? WHO is interested in changing this piece of garbage’s mind? All that people are interested in is her upholding the fucking law, as she’s been ordered to do. The law doesn’t give a…

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

Pretty sure Mark’s lunch is drugs. Benefits of working from home I guess.

I’m always afraid that one day, a combination of the dementia that runs in my family and my repeated watching of X-Files and similar shows will take hold. Then I’ll end up like this guy.

Well, as someone who has been in the field of humane education myself for decades and as someone who ran a no-kill animal shelter for twelve of those years, I can tell you that it is exactly the same thing. Shelter and animal rights work is thankless, often horrifying, discouraging and there are no fortunes to be made.

Because it is not the only thing she is famous for; it minimizes her very valuable work in the field of Human Education and objectifies her. She has parlayed that fame into something socially useful.

The groom’s rep released a statement that said: “None of things are true.” Meanwhile, 75% of those “things” sound like me at a wedding.

Felony evasion. Literally reaches for waistband. Not shot.

You get your tig ole’ bitties OFF MY LAWN!

back in the day?????? oh....right....yeah....back in the day. No one would wear that now.....(slowly slinks off to closet in order to change.)

I just read these out loud to my boyfriend (while laughing!) and he didn’t realise any of them were jokes and is really genuinely impressed with Taylor Swift right now.

Kat Dennings, you are wrong. Step to my punk-as-fuck teen self rocking the SLC Punk! white-thermal-under-white-tee action.

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

I had an internship at a zoo in undergrad, and there was a note left about me one time. I explained that horseshoe crabs were an ancient species and you could see their relatives, the trilobites, in fossils from the Cambrian period. The dad got all huffy and asked how I knew it was “millions of years”, and I responded…