I like Kirsten Dunst, but I also do not. Anyone else feel that way?

I work in a library, and for many years I also volunteered for my college’s annual book sale. It would not be an exaggeration to say that I have handled a million books in my lifetime. And after plowing through box after box after box of donations, you see so many bug-ridden, filthy, mouldy things: textbooks out of…

I’ve been there precisely once and it is pretty clear when yeasty goodness will be flying because the servers roll bread carts out and yell “HOT BUNS!!!”* before dispatching the rolls across the restaurant. IIRC the proper etiquette was to raise your hand and a roll would be thrown to you - they don’t just throw them…

I will probably get a lot of shit for this but I have a soft spot for Odom. His dad was a heroin addict, he lost his mom at twelve to cancer, he lost his six month old to SIDS, he’s had a tough run. Yeah, yeah, he was a professional NBA player making millions of dollars and threw it all away for drugs and blah blah…

Maybe not Pitt, but Leo is absolutely, 100% a dumb ass doing dumb ass things all the time.

Sliding in your DMs like

See, I actually really love puppies. Crate training, obedience, potty training, what to feed them, all WAY easier and more tolerable because it lasts like, a year tops. They’re considered mature at 3, where as babies take years to be able to use the fucking toilet alone without making a mess.

In all seriousness, does Kylie (or any of the Kardashian-Jenners) actually know how to drive these fancy sports cars? I mean, it’s not like driving an automatic transmission Camry, driving a Ferarri takes some skill. Kylie can barely form a coherent statement on twitter, I’m having a hard time believing she can…

No, it’s legalization, not decriminalization, that would require regulation and licensing. This is why so many sex workers support decriminalization but not legalization.

“Use the system. Use the system. Use the system.”

He was cautioned for trespassing — but not arrested — when he showed up at Monica’s house again on June 19.

I spent years working in the juvenile justice system. Anyone who thinks that a 13 year old has the same judgment therefore should be tried in the adult court knows very little about current research. Having kids tried as an adult is a political move by people who want to look tough on crime, not a move based on any…

wait, no love for Iron Maiden?

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

HOW ARE THERE NO GIFS OF TEDDY TALKING ABOUT HIS ‘BOYDLE’ FROM BOBS BURGERS

I’d love to be present for the wine-fueled snarkfest Paula Patton is surely having right now.

YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO YOUR USERNAME

For some of us bedazzling never went away.

Lol yeah, I was thinking, that’s a pretty broad, blanket statement with no specific facts or figures to back it up - and it makes no account for those who diligently practice other forms of birth control because hormonal contraceptives may not be right for them.

I don’t know why, but the condescention of this comment just makes me barf.