the planters were a nice touch

To answer the title’s question, I believe Holmies jumped ship and became Roofies. I mean, what a dreamboat!

#firstworldproblems because people in poor countries never host huge weddings with tons of food, right? Oh wait.

“Recently, David Letterman and Jerry Seinfeld asked that Cosby’s publisher Simon and Schuster remove their positive comments about Cosby from their advertising push.”

Of course he will. And Ms. Allred will NAIL HIS ASS TO THE WALL.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... you’re telling me that Gloria Allred gets to question Cosby under oath? There are not enough popcorn gifs in the world for this.

But I agree, if this guy wasn’t literally the worst it would be funny that a human adult thinks calling himself that is cool.

WOW

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

I don’t think ANYONE should feel comfortable with the idea of this engine of destruction (oh, sorry, “War Machine”) getting out of jail in 2-5. Not Christy Mack, not the prosecutors, not the American public, not anyone.

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

OMG, you’re my hero.

That’s why my rule for shopping at TJX is if it’s not a big name brand I won’t spend more for it than I would at say, H&M. And the big name brands, usually have actual retail tags on them. For everything else, pro tip, amazon mobile has a tag scanner.

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

have you.....actually listened to any of her songs besides anaconda

Her WHOLE catalog is about women’s fat asses? Really? Anaconda is, but Pill n Potions is not. You shouldn’t make ridiculous generalizations just because you don’t like an artist’s music.

And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

Kid did 3 years in time out.

Even on dairy, you should relax. Milk doesn’t turn into yogourt the day after the sell by dates, peoples!

Oh man! You don’t know what it’s like to destroy a child’s dreams!?! It’s seriously the best.