You want to get even more upset, think about the fact that most feed-the-hungry food pantries say that they can provide 3 meals for every $1 in donations they get. So that 900K could have provided well over 2 million meals to needy people.

People have honestly got to stop getting upset over this. Conservatives have made bilking money from their own embittered base into an art form that can never be surpassed by normal means. Be sad that it's so easy to grift a certain segment of the population, but don't sweat that this particular group got all that…

This will never not be funny to me. Never.

I am part of the green sliver, btw.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

WTF? Seriously?

Horrible.

I liked the episode where the damned souls started coming too fast so she had to put them in her mouth.

LUCY YOU GOT SOME SPOOKIN’ TO DO!

I've used a Britta pitcher for years, but when I first moved to LA, I was in a Hollywood apartment where the water was so horrible tasting that no amount of filtering could make it drinkable.

Oh for fuck's sake.

No. There's a reason Dasani always makes you thirstier than many other bottled waters — and why not all of them add salt.

Corporations are people too my friend.

Yeah, but who is gonna save me from the evils of that hairstyle?

my religious freedom is being attacked because there are other religions

Because sky cake isn’t tasty unless the sky pie and the sky baklava people don’t get to have any cake.

Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.

I had to have a second look too — B.Spears the fledgling independent artist? Something don't smell right. Oh wait, I can't read.

For some reason, I read this entire article as if it concerned Britney Spears the first time through. It was very confusing until I looked closer.