Stop calling my mom.

Wow Brody, I've seen that you've discovered Bronzer and Eyeliner.

I remember hearing, back when she and Paul were first engaged, that they had some argument, and she threw her engagement ring out a hotel window. I thought, "Jesus, Paul, get the fuck away from her, she's nuts." Nice of her to prove me right.

Heather Mills really is the worst. In other news, all of my cousins, who range in age from 15 to 23, know who Paul McCartney and the Beatles are. Most younger kids I know would at least recognize some of their songs. The idea that they would know who Heather fuckin' Mills is over Paul or the Beatles is just laughable.

"When I go down the street," Mills said, "It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

Paul McCartney? Wasn't he on that show Wings?

Heather

"No one even knows who that is" is my favorite shady bitch move. Like when someone says, "oh hey, I saw [name of ex friend/boyfriend]." and I'm like, "who?"

She added, "You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world."

ferris buellar came out 30 years ago

I agree with all of that except with the assumption that teens are very familiar with Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'" She added, "You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world."

"It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

Not gauche.

I travel in Asia often, and I won't go there alone and would be hesitant in general. Sri Lanka is less of a hassle with visas and really easy to travel through.

what in the cuntpunting fuck are you talking about

Holy shit dude St Louis has a zoo AND an art museum? You are right what a cultural mecca.

No one ever taught you to just pull the crotch of your suit to the side? Newbs.

I lost my dignity in the birthing room.