I kinda wish I hadn't, but I took the bait. I'm sure I'll regret it.
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Thanks for proving that men are terrible people. I'm also glad I'm a man because I wouldn't want to end up with someone like you.
We do, I promise! We have a lot of great Italian, Chinese, Indian, Japanese, and even Ethiopian food!
It's an innocent comment on Deadspin. I didn't think I'd actually have to clarify that "not all men" are actually terrible, but here you go.
Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.
I just can not get enthusiastic about this film. It looks so bland. If you're going to redo Cinderella for the 100th time, give it a new angle or something. We know the story. It's boring. The trailer gave us the entire movie anyway.
When will translucent garbage fabric go out of style? Even if I liked the Once Upon A Time shirt, it would look stupid on top of a white camisole which I'd inevitably have to wear unless I'm going for risqué Cinderelly.
A) You're taking this entirely too personally.
Get out of my office.
Don't feel too bad. I once ate guacamole that had mayo in it. To keep it from going brown they said. Puke, I said.
Anything that can make Yelp useless, I'm behind 100% When you can be a shit dick in a restaurant and still get treated like royalty because you might leave a bad Yelp review, there are some problems.
I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.
Also, my boyfriend constantly makes fun of me for not liking hot dogs when he has literally written off an entire continent's worth of food (Asia).
Got into an argument last week because my husband put mayo in the mashed potatoes he made for us and he didn't say anything until after I'd eaten it.
Counterpoint:
Ehh...your heart is a bit asymmetrical, and you barely have a lung gap.
Mayo is the devil's condiment.
For real, something as innocuous-seeming as Accutane fucked over my organs for life.