Lol... One time, some old bitch at the grocery store made a comment about how my child was without her socks and shoes. "Bitch, do you want to deal with putting shoes and socks on a screaming baby, who wants nothing to do with them and will tear them off the second they go on her? Of course you fucking don't, so shut…

I used these a lot back when I was trying to decide:

I tried that, and my poor sweet buddy ended up with a nasty case of salmonella. I was buying "natural, antibiotic-free" meat in the people food section. He recovered, and we both swear by Natural Balance venison and sweet potato. I know we want to think "but their ancestors ate raw meat!", but seriously, when is the…

If you have a Costco membership, their Kirkland brand pretty foods are pretty good. They are not 100% grain free, but they are low grain, and much more reasonably priced than the high end foods. One of my dogs gets itchy on crappy kibble, but he does really well on the Costco brand.

It's super challenging to find a food that is a ) good and healthy and balanced and not full of crap, b) something your dog wants to eat and c) something that makes your dog feel good.

like imagine if her outfits were white and pink. people would flip their shit w glee.

Kirkland's Grain Free saved my sanity. My dogs have digestive issues so we went grain free, but then they were getting skin allergy issues and the more "good" foods we tried to find to address both the $$$$ it got. I love my animals, but I also have 3 kids to feed and clothe. I have to be reasonable. Kirkland's was…

i bet kim pushed her into lava

Poop! I say FUCKIN POOP!

been dere done dat

north should not be at any fashion shows, but i am not even mad that kanye had her at his. it's his damn show, live ur life kanye.

north west is a little girl with cute clothes when she goes out, and from what i can see of all the at home pix from the kardashian klan, spends the majority of her time in a onesie. if everything she was dressed in was in pinks and purples people would be vomiting w glee. she's 1000% fine. i found one outfit that was…

fuuuuuuuck that, anna is full of shit. north west is a little girl in clothing she can move in just fucking fine.

I like seeing North wearing clothing that the power of advertising taught me isn't toddler-wear. If I didn't see it on a baby on tv or in a catalog (where I was being told to buy it), I know it's wrong! You see, companies that make babies' clothes are obsessed with ensuring the babies' comfort (definitely not making…

Personally, I think it's refreshing to see a baby girl without the overload of pink screaming FEMALE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS! Neutrals on a baby is perfectly fine. Bullet proof vests on babies seems more necessary than the godawful frilly headbands so many mothers on my FB news feed insist on placing on the heads of their…

I'm so over people being judgy about what babies wear. If it's my baby and I wipe its ass* I'll put it in anything I goddamn well please until it can tell me not to.

Technically, we're all god's children. So unless Suzy Fairmaiden is bringing livestock into her own Red Room, that's not—

Taunt of Slut is my next band name.

Our wedding wasn't "screwed up" by this—the majority of the guests had no idea that it happened and we didn't let it keep us from having a good time—but it was definitely my father-in-law, his wife and step daughter/her husband/her best friend, the grandma on that side, and my brother-in-law, for leaving immediately…

Brace yourselves, everyone.