Janelle Monae looks fantastic.

COOL STORY BRO.

Just pay your stylists more, owners!

The upside is that, if anyone has ever deserved a shitty tip, it's you!

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

Based on the number of commenters who are ABSOLUTELY APPALLED that any server would mess with a person's food for ANY reason, that is ASSAULT and it is NEVER JUSTIFIED and LOTS OF OTHER WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS and other HORSESHIT, I'm going to assume a lot of people think no one would ever do this. Lol. OK.

So don't read them.

Yes. They fucking hate you and they talk shit about you.

The craziest thing I have ever seen was when I was bartending at a strip club. Guy comes in and he's weird. Tries to hit on every person lacking a y chromosome including myself. Anyway, he starts harassing one of the dancers. She is a quiet, sweet woman that just so happens to be wearing thigh high boots that night.…

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.

Don't fuck with drag queens, and always look both ways before crossing the street. That concludes today's life lessons.

I don't know. If you're going to look at "artistic merit," the guy who plays like 20 instruments, writes all his own songs, does most of his own production, etc. - and does it really fucking well - is probably pretty deserving. Particularly since the Grammys have a habit of overlooking artists like Beck in favor of…

I have no idea who Beck is

I wonder, if Kanye and Beyonce were ever both nominated for an award, and Kanye won, would he give HIS award over to Beyonce because .... truth in artistry?

"And Beck needs to respect artistry and he should've given his award to Beyonce."

So going around trashing another artist to make your point is "respecting artistry"?? Ok Kanye. Sit the fuck down.

I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?