This is a better answer than you'll get from Mitch McConnell, who would probably be confused because we all know women don't poop.

silly rabbit, abortions are only for these congressmen's mistresses, not all those poors!

Look at his stupid fucking face. "Sincere" my ass.

I'm really disturbed by this "rapes must be reported to police or they're not real rapes" nonsense. Because of this, rape allegations will be treated with even more disdain, with cops, defendants, and defense attorneys all whining "she just wants an abortion, it wasn't really rape." And thus no abortion and no…

And now she's getting killed on the social media front. But all she did is what most Republicans do, she paid lip service to the rubes to get elected. They don't care about abortion beyond what it gets them in campaign contributions.

After "wavering," pulling her name as a co-sponsor earlier this week, telling the leadership she didn't think it was a good time and then getting called a "traitor" by her home state's pro-life coalition, yep, she issued a one-paragraph statement saying that actually she'll vote for it. All that happened after our…

Welp, I'm horrified that medicaid doesn't pay for abortions. If there's any part of the population that really can't bear the added expense and hardship of a pregnancy and child, it's folks who need medicaid!

If there was truly an "abortion industry" they'd be trying to deregulate it, not ban it.

I want to start sending letters to these congressmen asking really personal questions about my reproductive health since clearly they're the experts. For example, Dear Dr. Mitch McConnell: Why do I shit so much while I'm having my period?

Just remember when these clowns start complaining about "Entitlements" (capitalist code for food stamps, welfare, and a higher minimum wage) they are the most entitled fuckers in the country, each making an average of 140,000k a year of tax payer money (of course not accounting for any kick backs or special nods they…

Bouchard's mouth fell open and she responded with aslightly befuddled "A twirl?" before cooperating.

How... many... goddamn... elipses... does... this... hack... use...?

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

So, wait, they can't even get their shit together for a meaningless gesture that everyone knows will be vetoed? Oh man. Oh MAN. The next two years are gonna be great.

get out

Yeah, and if the pizza gets saucy, you can eat it. Children, not so much.

Pizza. Who doesn't love it? Why wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know, maybe because IT IS KILLING CHILDREN, YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER.