can someone let Gaston know there is a push up contest happening in my bedroom and he is invited? And by bedroom, I mean my bed. Clothing optional.
They casted that part very well.
The evidence that the people playing characters at theme parks are completely awesome and hilarious continues to…
I occasionally where tights to bed when it's really cold and I'm sleeping alone. (My apt has shitty insulation and is freezing. My space heater helps, but... not so much.) Sometimes I wear tights to bed. Recently my... um, it's complicated, but the guy that sometimes shares my bed... came over after I had gotten ready…
My man does this, as well. He also pulls the covers up to his ears, even if he's sweating. If I attempt to kindly uncover him to give him a little air he will—without ever waking—jerk them back up to cover his ears and sweat under our feather blanket. In the morning he'll complain that he didn't sleep well due to…
Oh my GOD here in my part of Texas there was some poor woman who worked a gas station and I guess she was just so ridiculously hot that literally every week 2-3 guys would post Missed Connections ads about her. Meanwhile, she's happily married with a kid, right? But she's CONSTANTLY bombarded with these emails from…
I hate it when I'm trying to put peanut butter on my ferret and he's just not having it.
"I'm ready to settle down" within what sounds like the first half hour of the date? No. Absolutely not. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get your ass home.
After reading this story of Craigslist Missed Connection shitshow courtesy of The New York Times, it might be hard…
And wasn't Keanu in his forties when he played that role? A good ten years older then Amanda Peet? Even the younger man can't be the same age as the younger woman.
"Because men aren't afraid of the real temperature. Women want to pretend that it's 30 degrees when it's actually in the 50s."
You monsters...
add for man: you take Viagra and use AXE, you will look young a perky and all young women ladies will be all over you like flies on honey.
Muscle tissue has a high metabolic requirement, even when resting. Burning energy gives off heat. Men have more muscle.
I also wanted to mention Something's Gotta Give and how that movie was such a big deal because it blasted the whole problem with this double standard. Jack Nicholson hooking up with Amanda Peet was part of the "norm" in their world but the idea of Keanu Reeves lusting after Diane Keaton was so absurd that even her…
I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."