Bandage. Because some of the very tight ones look like bandages wrapped around, like a mummy.

It does make some kind of sense. When I was young, my paramedic-mom told me that every car crash is actually made of 3 separate impacts - the actual impact of the vehicles together, the impact of the body against the car's interior and/or flying objects in the car, and the impact of internal parts of the body against…

That was far less elegant than what I pictured.

Are people basing Giada's breakup on spotting scenarios like what's described here? If so, that's super fucked up. Women especially should think about how some shit looks from the outside (especially considering how much we're judged that way). When some men interact with women- even those they just met, they'll grab…

Currently working on "I Don't Want To Talk About It, Jeremy"

Pearl Scrunchie... That would be my Pearl Jam & Indigo Girls fusion cover band.

Disappointed that "pearl scrunchie" isn't a euphemism.

How does John Mayer even get so much play? I mean...

Bitterly disappointed at Gaga's "pearl scrunchie." It is clearly just a pearl necklace wrapped around her bun.

Very Trendiest Names of the 20-Teens.

I wonder what the illustration would be of my son figuring out where babies came from and exclaiming "Oh no, I'm a vagina baby!"

I have to admit, I am mostly underwhelmed by how "adorable" things that kids say and do are most of the time.

I'll bet she felt safer with that gun in her purse, too.

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

Think of the Children.

COMPLETELY RUINED. THE HOLIDAY WAS COMPLETELY RUINED!

Jennifer. A responsible mom tells her young child she's just laughing her ass off over the toy because it looks like so much fun, then quietly removes the bizarre appendage from the packaging after said child is sound asleep on the floor. Responsible mom can then keep the doohickey to show her friends over cocktails…

Oh Jennifer.

You forgot, unless I missed it, the death of the actress Luise Rainer who died at 104. Her story is remarkable especially the story of her second Oscar win when she showed up late and dishoveled (on purpose because she was awesome) and how she left Hollywood because she wanted good roles and not be part of a machine…

Yeah guys! If you personally have never faced inequality, it means it totally doesn't exist right? RIGHT?