"This is one of those tragic situations where somebody is now without a home and for such a minor reason," said Frankfort Police Major Robert Warfel. "It's disturbing."

Must not be that great of a life if a load of laundry can derail it.

Caramel apple pops, however, remain delicious and generally not-fatal.

Cackling because a certain account I was not at all envious of lost 3.3 M followers in one blow, confirming my very real suspicions of who would be following that crap.

I saw a tweet probably 8 hours ago that said the rapper (pastor?) Ma$e went from 1.2 mil down to 300,000 and deleted his account and was confused as to what happened. Now it makes sense and I am rolling.

I blame Oprah for two of TV's biggest quacks and charlatans: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

I think his ultimate message to her is a good "mentor" type message, but that's the convo that you have over dinner, not on air.

People are fucking awful. Also, no one on that flight got and video of this brawl! Very disappoint.

Was it Ariana Grande?

So she has shitty taste in music too!

Whatever, Deadhead.

I know you're joking, but I know someone who wears gym shorts under his pants at all times, and his reasoning is "you never know when I'll have a chance to go swimming". We live in New England.

I don't think there is any scenario where you take the cane away from the blind kid.

I always keep a pool noodle in every place that I go. I also live in California so there is a chance I might see a pool I need to jump into and I don't like getting my hurr wet.

I'd like to chip in to buy him a cane specifically designed so that he can hit people that try to take it away from him. He can use the other cane for navigation.

It's always been curious to me that hip-hop (and to a lesser extent, its R & B adjuncts) is the only genre for which people earnestly treat lyrics as literal autobiographies. Country music, for example, operates under the same mantle of storytelling and fictional or exaggerated personas, and yet no one ever believed…

I LOVE how excited she was to see Phaedra. Love Nicki. And she looks amazing.

I love that book AND her septum ring ahhhh so complex emotions

I can't believe we're standing for this shmiscarriage of shmustice.

Dead or alive, you're still just a vessel.