Bill,

This guy is gonna love being dead.

Back in the very early days of the internet, there was a board called alt.tasteless and one of the first things I ever saw there (after about 25 minutes of loading time, and I'm not exaggerating) was a photograph of a tarantula crawling on a man's balls. I was scandalized.

Someone has to buy it.

A large percentage of a University Board's work is fishing for alumni donations. So a bit of star power goes a long way.

Great, but the bigger issue should be why the fuck was he on the Board of trustees to begin with? He dropped out of Temple, he also dropped out of HS, I get that he went back and got some honorary degrees but the board of trustees is a serious position, at most universities they decide budget matters and such.…

Clover. No.

He's really tripling down, too. "Maybe I didn't explain this correctly the first time: that guy is being held accountable for his actions! Can you imagine how much that must suck? She didn't even get killed; she'll be fine. But accountability! FOR A MAN!?!!!?!"

Someone choosing at the pinnacle of his career, when he has a national platform, to wear a "naked chick" shirt and then act surprised that people notice it's tacky ... no, that's nowhere near as appalling as someone being physically assaulted by a religiously backwards prick. Your calibrator is way off.

Equally appalling? People saying "that shirt is offensive and ill advised considering the bad reputation the STEM fields have for being hostile to women" is nowhere near equivalent to assaulting someone for thinking their clothes are too revealing.

Equally appalling, huh? Pointing out that a naked chick shirt is unprofessional and likely to make women uncomfortable is equally appalling to physically attacking a woman for being insufficiently modest, in your opinion? Get a grip.

Her dress was interfering with ethics in gaming journalism.

Man, that waiter from Lisbon from last week is going to be really upset when he comes here and eats all our bread.

This just makes it abundantly clear to me that there's a lack of knowledge in general about domestic violence. They ask her if he's ever been violent with her before, and she says no - that may or may not be true. That's not for us to decide. But what about all the rest of it? The controlling, the gaslighting, the…

I'm kinda struggling to understand how one goes from completely nonviolent straight to outright KOing your wife.

That's an innovative way to get a yeast infection.

Restaurant stories involving penises are the best kind's of restaurant stories. Thank you.

...he save bread...?