Yes! The Mr very occasionally hits the tanning bed to boost his mood. Last winter, for example, when it got really long and brutally cold and dark, he needed a little "sunshine."

I just think maybe rentable UV lamps would be a safer alternative

Baby Halloween costume thread! Here's my Mini-Pie as Boo:

That is the best thing I have ever seen. Those glasses on that tiny face!

Aw, man. I was going to say you were being a little harsh (not ALL potheads!), but then this humorless asshole had to go and prove you right.

This proves my point to an absolutely spectacular degree, so thank you for that, and also for heroically preserving our nation's dwindling pixel supply by selflessly refusing to use your shift key.

Everything about women is constantly sexualized though not just parts of our bodies that are used for reproduction. Reproduction has nothing to do with it. We as women can't show off our legs or arms or backs etc without them being labeled as sexual.

I've looked and looked and I just can't find where any Jezebel staff member has called her a dumb slut or even made such an implication. Screen shots, please.

June Ambrose once complimented my outfit at a party. I bring it up every chance I get. Like just now.

What was that old argument that stupid and terrible DARE tried to scare kids with? That drug dealers will give you a free "sample" to get you hooked and addicted? Yeah right. Drug dealers don't give away free product.

Let's really celebrate.

Given what I've seen of Lindsay's closets on her various reality television stints, I would ... not ... be interested in an app that made my closet like hers. At all.

I can create total squalor by myself.

BURT. You're back! We missed you! In celebration of your return, here's a Burt Reynolds gif.

Every single one of your posts is race baiting bullshit. Feel better now?

I think this comment was a lot more revealing of your own issues than you intended it to be.

You took the face right out of my head.

LOLWHAT.

I used to go to Reggaefest in Trempaleau, WI in the 90s. There were 1000s listening to reggae bands from Jamaica on a circuit tour. I saw at least 20-30 kids under 10 just going lord of the flies in the volleyball sandpits. Not actually beating each other but pushing and burying the little ones. Most the adults were…

Clowns and Faygo - what's not to love?