The small version of that photo looks like an Eminem action figure.

I'm uncomfortable with it.

HOLD THE PHONE YOU GUYS.

AHHH A GHOST

"Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment."

Haters always gonna hate.

...Ann Coulter appearing at the food of your bed...

We should have read the signs. We should have been more vigilant.

Yeah, the booted, behatted gentleman who shouts in a very Texas accent "you ain't doing that motherfucker" after they take him down is my favourite bit.

THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY

paul rudd is better than ryan gosling.

NO. That is clearly NOT Paul Rudd.

God, he's such a Baldwin.

Used brazier exhibit 3:

"Yes, and I like my coffee like I like my men." The waiter, without changing his expression said, "I'm very sorry, madam, but we don't have any gay coffee."

Ooo, so cute! Here's Hamlet and sister from another mister (and missus) Pippa proving little dogs like running in fields, too!

My little arthritic, diabetic chorkie, Trogdor.

I'm really hormonal today, so this story made me cry :[ I have two little Chihuahuas and they really are so fragile. I hope this guy rots in hell.

I would like to throw him against a window.

It's fairly common as a term within romance novels, so that might be where she picked it up. I've actually used it to describe relationships I've had, in a descriptive not derogatory sense.