you can unfollow people you know. When people say things other than the things I think they should say I just unfollow them. No one is making you read anything.

I have had it proven time and again, rich people are fucking thieves. They will just walk off with all kinds of shit. A dude in a Ferrari tried to steal a generator at a fancy party on a golf course my husband was working one time, it’s really weird.

You can tell she likes doing this stuff. It’s all laid out perfect!

Weee. This is fun :|

Call hypothetical CPS on her, quick!

She loves Jesus, and hot rollers.

I can see what her shoes look like and I’m upset.

Woah, Jeezy Creezy. Maybe they were inspired by this episode?

No match for LA water! It's seriously nasty.

I fucking wish we still had well water. The stuff here stinks and tastes like pool water and cat pee. IDK about healthier, but bottled tastes a lot better and I would love to not have to buy it.

Yep. As soon as I read that I had many an Ozzfest flashback. So much fun. So much fuckery.

She is just knocked up! Who cares then...I guess....

*taps nose*

Can I just marry a black man and get in on this?

Yeah, that is when I started screaming "OH, MOTHERFUCKER!" At the screen.

Nope! He was atheist at that point :D

Are you kidding? My husband had sex at the Crystal Cathedral a million years ago! hahaha awesome :D

hahahaaaaaaa!

You guys all know about this, right?

He has a face?