Brother, want to thank your mother for a butt like that.

No. We are not seasoning cast iron.

Hell yes lipstick. I can half ass everything but if I slap on a bold lip it tricks everyone into thinking you tried a lot harder.

Ha!

Nah, I leave the lube out so you can see I buy the good stuff. Don't be bringing any KY to my place, we need to pull out the big guns.

Just gotta work on your angles! And never forget the importance of proper lighting.

Pride weekend anything goes.

The evil teeth, hahahahaha

Sorry.

OMF it makes a diamond vagina where the stripes meet!

This is a good comment.

Hamburger? You white bastard!

This front thing, what is going on here? It's very unfortunately placed and shaped.

And it's about rape so it's not that far out like you think.

It's not rape discussions that make me uncomfortable. I have yet to ever visit the site without seeing someone tell a woman to "go back to jezebel" because they said something a man didn't like. Goodness forbid someone talk about something you don't want to, they should have to leave.

I would love to talk cars!

Everytime I come here I see someone like you saying this and I leave.

I dunno, it was a solid insult. I give it an A+.

Sneezing in the cabbage, that's how.

He was looking for the clit and got way too close.