So I'm sure you have heard me piss and moan lately that mr.Tits is out of town for a few more days. As expected I am bored and lonely as hell, so I try to see what my friends are up to. I put a shutout on facebook (fucking facebook, I hate that shit) asking if anyone want to hit the club tonight. There is a drag show,…

Sorry if everything I write is fucking madness lately. I have shit eyes (go dyslexia!) that makes things fun, and I think this keyboard is crapping out! I keep missing letters, and I have always struggled with hitting the right key on this model. In fact, I don't think I have even picked out the keyboard that works…

I made them right on time. As soon as I popped them in the oven I started cramping, and hello period. At least it waited for the weekend to be over. I miss my piggy baby. She always laid with me and the heating pad while I felt shitty. These boy dogs just want to play and lick their balls. To make myself feel better…

For thinking babies should not be circumcised without reason. Just babies, not adults! Thinking education is something we should strive for? THAT'S STUPID! Don't you know by allowing your baby boy to make a decision about his body when he is an adult you are shaming everyone else that was not given that choice! We…

So I'm going to say how much I love it! A good prank is awesome (sorry if people are fucking dumb and don't know what a good prank actually is and they do something mean) and it's also my anniversary :D I can't believe I have been married 10 years! It makes me feel old, but I did get hitched when I was only 21. Bitch…

Until there is someone here to listen to my complaints, which have consisted of.

You guys. I can't make this shit up. This dude got so upset at people for saying that men would not hate a bar full of women, unless you were looking for another dude maybe. He deleted a ton of comments that were in no way trolling or being shitty. I can't tell you how much I love knowing I scare the piss out of him,…

Oh yes. It makes me feel so good. And then they get mad I dismissed them, and they come back calling me names demanding I answer them now!.....And I delete them again. And then I go touch myself.

I would be drinking vodka out of the bottle. With a crazy straw.