and fuck Deadspin... I’m so torn!

Before we had figured out a way to reply

ugh. Stop. All of this. Just stop. People like you fell in love with a loud-mouth chick who has a strong bitch face. That’s it. Women’s MMA is a sport that is still growing, and doesn’t have a lot of technical skill. RR was the strongest of that group. She finally had to face someone that could expose every one of her…

USOC, USA Judo, early MMA career, Brian Carraway, Miesha Tate, Cyborg, Floyd Mayweather, her dad, her mom... basically her whole life. She’s a professional victim :)

Maybe I’m talking about both ;)

“the MMA fighter couldn’t even speak to reporters after the fight due to the fact that she had to be flown to a medical facility as quickly as possible”

Your life really sucks

she’ll go broke eventually, and then cry victim like she does everything else.

um, why do you want to see video?

Now would be a good time to explain to you that you’re partially to blame for that... But keep writing those Greg Hardy “think” pieces that all say the same thing.

If we win the social media war, we win the war.

or you could just not go, and you know, pay less attention to people on TV? Or is that too hard for your simple mind? I bet you bitch about TV spoilers on Twitter...

you mean outside of her being used as a token by her friend? Please... this chick’s a fucking idiot. Not a smart bone in her body. Just don’t go to the rally. She went to fame-scope, not to make some important statement.

Can you also say goodbye to Burneko and Leslie Horn?

and thus Deadspin was born

Editor: hey... are there any fads that have been around for a couple years we can write about?

Kevin,

Then you’re a massive pussy

yes, it is. Jimmy Kimmell does these all the time with celebs on his show

because those are stupid... and this is stupid?