I take it you’ve never laughed before

Jesus your life sucks

Nah

Jesus... now you can’t even tell a woman she’s beautiful anywhere in public? Fuck off. I know sitting at your communal desks on GChat all day in the Gawker offices is how you prefer to communicate, but some of us think actual person-to-person interaction is still pretty cool,

if Wes Welker don’t give a shit about Wes Welker, then neither do I...

What time will the Jezebel piece informing me that the burrito wasn’t able to consent be live?

I have compassion for the kid, for a lot more than 2 seconds. Not a single second for her... She doesn’t deserve compassion. But I’m glad she’s dead.

Holy fuck Gawker... you seriously put Leslie Horn on this one?! Come on... even you should know how ridiculously idiotic that is.

if only this same exact group of people would stand up against the rapists in their own locker room... oh well, beggars can’t be choosers I suppose.

Cool. Now the football players can turn their attention to getting the rapists out of their lockerroom! I won’t hold my breath...

I’d almost think you guys thought of the phrase “comically vulgar” as much as you keep patting yourselves on the back for that

I prefer to think they both suck

Yeah... I’m sure the mom and daughter were the picture of sanity throughout this. Jesus... just don’t play the sport then. Every sport has rules., some relating to hair. Fuck this girl and her mom.

dude, fuck that... lots of things are broken, but fuck this lady, and your comment to give her that out is just weak. She is scum. Sad for the kid. This lady can rot.

and he STILL hasn’t done anything as bad as Hillary blaming a 12 year-old for her own rape

now if they’d do the same for the rampant sexual assault going on in their lockerroom, I’d feel all warm and fuzzy

I’m sorry, I just find this to be incredibly disingenuous for a couple reasons.

actually, Michigan’s punter was pretty amazing that game outside of one play. He put some heavy pressure on MSU’s offense with some great placement on his punts.

lol I’m not a fan of either team, but way to do justice to the douchy Michigan fan stigma :)

I wonder why none of them stood up when OTL informed us the Mizzou football and men’s hoops teams combined had the second-highest number of sexual assault cases in the NCAA... Just curious.