Right?! My old stomping grounds were DC metro area too, so I don't know if they pull that shit in random high schools all over the place or if they think DC youth are just that much gayer than in other cities. Maybe they target supposedly high-income areas just in case anything lawsuit-worthy should happen.

Also this:

I want to go to there.

Chris O'Dowd should not have a Franco-inspired inferiority complex. Given my druthers, I'd take that strapping Irish gentleman any day over borderline creepy James Franco. I mean c'mon, look at him. The beard, the eyes, the curly hair I just want to run my fingers through, it all works.

Foods like hot dogs are Don't-Ask-Don't-Tell foods. If someone is eating the hot dog, they know damn well they don't want to think about what's in it! No bigger buzzkill than someone food-preaching at you when you're drunk at a pool party.

As long as we're talking complete and utter nonsense, why not predict Australia to win the group with a +9 goal differential? GO BACK TO HOLLAND, YOU COMMIE!

you're crazy

Call me crazy, but I could see a situation in which Spain bombs out, losing to the Netherlands in the first game and then being unable to beat Chile in their second. Spain is just a bit older and a bit slower, and can be beaten by vicious counter-attackers, which happens to be precisely what Chile and the Netherlands…

The tulip one is fucking awesome. Idk what the hell they're talking about.

I would buy that tulip jersey in a heartbeat. They may want to actually reconsider that one as a 3rd kit.

Fake story. Quit just making shit up.

i had to walk uphill both ways to school, and jerk off to this

One word: Lynx.

The videos with the littler kids are better. The teens are too busy inadvertently being assholes.

My librarian was more of an ask Jeeves type of lady. And you had to type out the whole question, not just keywords.

HotBot 4 LYFE.

♪ It's going to cost me a lot to ship these packages to you

Because guys keep dying at those practices? Dunno, just spitballin here.

The entire month of summer is wonderful.

If that's at the French Open, shouldn't somebody be wearing a Raspberry Beret?