Brent are you creating a burner account FROM WITHIN THE GAWKER OFFICES? I AM LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW. OMG WHAT SMUT ARE YOU TYPING?!?!?

YES.

Are you Maude Lebowski?

Salute.

Quietly creates burner account.

Look at you, doing your small part to help the worthy veterans of this great nation.

. . .you. . .

Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…

I cannot think of a single sexual encounter that truly stands out. All that comes to mind is how awesome hot tub jets are....

What does that say about me?

I'm annoyed by the use of the word "winningest".

I'm not throwing shade, I'm joking, I didn't know graffiti lessons were a thing. Angelina seems like a cool mom.

Simmer down it wasn't an attack. You got super defensive.

CAPTAIN CONGENIALITY: I SHIP IT

all day, erryday. god he's fit. i have dated men of all shapes, sizes, heights, weights and races. i'm like the UN of d. but just once - just once - i would like to know what its like to be with someone who has abs like that. i would probably black out and not be able to enjoy it.

Seriously. Captain America can get it.

Sandy, I am NOT mad at you. Chris Evans is hella fine.

I really thought that by your first question you were interested and wanted clarification. Then your last line just seems really shitty. Seeing as you are a doctor you should educate yourself on issues such as gender constructs so that you are able to respond appropriately in the event you have someone walk in to…

You are really stretching here. I said "Nope. They're just part of the system, but they do make the assignment. That's just a statement of fact." It is perfectly acceptable to notate penis or vagina or some other configuration. M and F are too value laden. Just mark P or V or something else. Declaring boy or girl is…

Oh damn, I had the accent over the wrong letter. (Although, shouldn't it be after the finale "e" too?) God I love that show. Smack of ham!

I love baking and I've seen Blake baking and girlfriend is good at it (and it is a real skill!). I'd at least check out her blog or book or whatever. Bridget was always my favorite Sister of the Traveling Pants!