"Filed to: NAILS"

I once used a can of that to spray paint the radiator in my old apartment. I used the red marble color, and the end result looked like someone had their throat slashed in my living room.

i know someone who was excited because she got her bf to agree to cherry tomatoes on a romaine salad. previously, they had been eating chicken breast, caesar dressing, croutons. nothing else was allowed. and every one of their meals was like this! "not too many spices", "not too 'ethnic' " (which whatever i get some…

And then file your nails with...your nails.

Nail art is meant to be tacky. That's why I love it.

I disagree, but I had to star you for that gif. She is fabulous!

This is what my toenails look like when I put my socks on before the nail polish has completely dried.

You can rip my textured nail polish from my cold dead hands!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be mad cuz yo nail beds ain't cute like mine.

Ugh, I now have something in common with Sandwich Man? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU MONSTER

Can we all, for a moment, realize this woman is getting married to a man who hates avacodos and mushrooms?! If that isn't a BACK AWAY warning, I do not know what is.

I love that she thinks he looks like ASkars. That's my favorite detail in this story.

Yes. Yes you did. 14 years ago.

Um, did I miss Aaron Paul losing on The Price Is Right?

Paris Hilton finds you irritating, you have officially hit rock bottom. Game over, Beibs.

Man, I was hoping she was named after someone's grandparent so I could feel better about my cousin who said he was going to named his dog after ours and straight up named his dog Grandma.

P.S. "Nana" is an awesome name for a dog.

I'm normally pretty tolerant of school dress codes, but this one sounds like it's over the top. The shaving rule, in particular, seems like it could be burdensome to kids who are just figuring out the whole shaving thing.