I did well on that, I guess I know my Jews.

Daaaaamn, Gaga!
*rubs hands together and eagerly awaits Katy Perry's retort*

Oh, God. It's like she got a new toy.

we must travel in the same circles. i'm going to quit fb soon.

Or Sophie. Or Sophie Isabelle. Or Isabelle Sophie. (change the -e with an -a as you will)

ugh. i know the type.

Brooke Lynn? Sounds like a white trash name...

BURN.

Ok that would be acceptable.

Maybe they just couldn't get their kids no sleep until (they called them) Brooklyn.

My 14-year-old daughter verrrrrry hesitantly introduced me to Billy on the Street. It's now something we enjoy together. WTG Billy.

"You can say whatever you want, nobody's watching." That line made me snort.

She devolves into what we like to call "country." I kind of love her for it.

So, you're like a Jew in that respect: "white" until some bigot finds out you're "not". Then it gets all kind of special fun...

Here's Jon Hamm holding a snow leopard, for the greater good:

I'm hypnotized by the boob jiggle.

I'm a lady in the morning, lady in the evening, lady at suppertime. I'm a lady on a bagel, you can have this lady anytime.

Oh, Ryan Lochte, you are gorgeous from the neck down. He really is an idiot, though.

YOU ARE ME

I was not yet 13, not yet done with 7th grade, so... probably in a goth phase and arguing with my mother.