fatter cat gets stuck. law suit. no more table.

Dear World,

I side eye Iggy Azalea so much I'm surprised my eyes haven't rolled back into my head.

Never thought I'd say this, but Spencer Pratt just gave some very good advice.

I am a fan of this (relatively) toned down Nicki Minaj.

You can't see it in this picture, but this grape-purple prom contraption is NOT dress. One side of the top ruffled all the way down to the floor, and the pants were huuuuge flowy ruffly pants.

Should have worn the Lizzie Caplan suit from Mean Girls

GODDAMN!

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I talked an ex-gf into naming our daughter Miata Danielle if we had a kid together. I was joking, and she loved it.

Not Freddie Meowcury?

Too highbrow to google Peaches Geldof, but not too highbrow to click on an article about Peached Geldof on a pop culture blog.

I feel for Porsha. She knew she was wrong right away but I almost can't blame her when Kenya was acting like that. Kenya just loves to provoke and provoke and provoke then act like a complete victim when someone reacts. I think we all know people like that. It's the worst.

When my mother was pregnant with my sister (her gender still unknown) attendees at her baby shower suggested the name 'Manfred Balboa Halvar' as the best baby name. Later, in both of my pregnancies this was the name we bestowed upon the fetus, the name I gave when anyone asked what we were going to call the baby. …

I'm from North America, not at all an Anglophile, and vaguely interested in celebrity gossip. I've known who she was for nearly a decade. Her fame was at the point that it's your responsibility to Google it if you don't know who she is, instead of post a comment about how you were too lazy to Google it yourself.

We will gladly give adults a toy for 49 cents.

But she ended on a positive note, which is good — she says that she did a cleanse by taking ayahuasca (???), which has helped her let go of the "wreckage of [her] past life."

Don't forget tho, if she doesn't work out and decides to just sit on her tushy for 9 months she gets all the concern trolls worried about how much weight she's putting on!

Unless this woman is viciously pounding on her belly with the free weights while screaming "DIE PARASITE DIE", keep it to yourselves, trolls.